penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche